March 2012
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
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Snooki is pregnant.
askarsswedishmeatballs:
Wrap up all your loose ends, folks. Take a vacation to Fiji. Have a one night stand with a hot co-worker. Eat lots of raw cookie dough. The world is definitely ending this year.
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my bunny has absolutely no sense of loyalty whatsoever. she will love literally anyone who brings her food. meanwhile im sitting here like you bitch i give you water, i give you hay, i give you the things that are key to your survival. then someone gives her a piece of paper towel (which isn’t even food omg) and she cuddles them for hours
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dillpickleweekes:
geeisthesex:
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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yoursonhastheemo:
Okay tumblr you’re going to need to calm down with all these changes you’re not a girl trying to find herself after a middle school scene phase
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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marththebland:
Recent studies by a team of researchers led by Dr. Leo Spaceman, head of the Department of Gullibility and Idiocy Studies at the University of Fake University Land found that over 93% of people will immediately believe anything they read if it has the appearance of a news article. “I can’t believe how stupid everyone is. It is truly shocking. My job is so depressing. I hate...
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“I just want performances to tell the truth about myself”
– Adam Sandler, star of Jack and Jill (via sixseasonsandamovie)
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bellatirx:
war horse hasn’t won anything
sarah jessica parker must be so pissed
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