January 2012
jpierrepontcriss:
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
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hussieslips:
hussiempreg:
on a scale of 1 to 9gag, how unfunny are you?
the-absolute-funniest
sometimes i just get really emotionally involved with other cars on the road when im driving like if they’re behind me for a while and staying a respectful distance away while following and look generally happy whenever we pull up to a red light and i check them out in my rearview and then its like im driving for two and i try to drive better just for them like making sure we both have time...
yoursonhastheemo:
I was going to follow you
But then I saw “what is air” and shot myself
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fungi:
Gay jokes are NOT funny! Cum on guys
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hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
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wandanyan:
theon-stark:
blokeinabowtie:
brohirrim:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and...
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louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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Paige: "My ass is cold"
Matt: "Zack. You're on. Do something about that"
Paige: "...no thanks"
Matt: "Oh, nevermind zack. She doesn't want any help"
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What happens after April?
ageros:
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kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
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I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button
because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts
and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer
because I don’t
I really don’t