January 2012
jpierrepontcriss: you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
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hussieslips: hussiempreg: on a scale of 1 to 9gag, how unfunny are you? the-absolute-funniest
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sometimes i just get really emotionally involved with other cars on the road when im driving like if they’re behind me for a while and staying a respectful distance away while following and look generally happy whenever we pull up to a red light and i check them out in my rearview and then its like im driving for two and i try to drive better just for them like making sure we both have time...
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yoursonhastheemo: I was going to follow you But then I saw “what is air” and shot myself
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fungi: Gay jokes are NOT funny! Cum on guys
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hellokittychainsaw: what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school bison
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wandanyan: theon-stark: blokeinabowtie: brohirrim: iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme: ohio-is4-lovers: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA These are chips and these are chips too That is all. who the fuck cares about chips and fries and...
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louiswalsh: The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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Paige: "My ass is cold"
Matt: "Zack. You're on. Do something about that"
Paige: "...no thanks"
Matt: "Oh, nevermind zack. She doesn't want any help"
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What happens after April?
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kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
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I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer because I don’t I really don’t
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