April 2011
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March 2011
my inability to sleep lately is bugging me.
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
yourgenie-:
No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
Reading idiotic cosmo tips
Paige! says:
who does that
Paige! says:
"hey you a lifegard?"
Paige! says:
thats like me seeing a boy going through puberty and being like "hey you work in the back at mcdonalds?"
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Your BFF
DAD: You always text other people. Why do you never text me?
(10 minutes later)
DAD: I’m your BFF.
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That awkward moment when the President is locked...
gaybadgers:
peetaah:
I love how he’s whistling and.. WHAT A BAMF
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true shiit .
that-awkward-moment-when-i:
neverlandinyourpants:
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR...
When you’re asked if you find someone attractive.
If mom asks:
Friend asks:
“When I see this, I wonder whether Bin Laden had a point.”
– A commenter on MTV Italia’s website reacting to a preview clip of Jersey Shore, which premieres in Italy today.
[nyp.]
(via thedailywhat)
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Watchwraparoundcurl:
everythingmisfits:
It gets funnier the more I watch it.
“Are we supposed to understand her?”
“Ehh.. n wut makes you fink you betta than oous?”
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