I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PERSONALITY
bonafiedlovin: AND I CAN’T PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR COLLEGE DEGREE AND I CAN’T SHOVE MY FIST IN YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAMS SO WHY’RE YOU SHARING ALL THIS INFORMATION WITH ME?
rawrceratops: -yachtpants: daydreamkate: tippykazoo: wallace-wells: oodsphere: -acciofirebolt: applausetolive: jackmccallister: onelysmichelle: sunsetcloud: xwhatsernamex: lallyinthesky: ohitsvivian: ohshawowaleex: disfordarren: teehee. HAHA wasn’t expecting that! HAHA, I was totally off. I STILL LOVE THE INTERNET LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO OMG YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...
fuck yes university textbooks only being $161...
I hate when my dad tries to kiss me on the lips.
I’m 18 years old dad, IT’S NOT OKAY ANYMORE.
I hate Julie Chen and her useless commentary..
emma-elizabeth: “With only minutes to decide who will Enzo vote to evict?” HAVE YOU NOT BEEN WATCHING YOU IDIOT!? — just. just. go and stop making comments
University is going to give me an aneurysm
i can't wait till my baked potato is done so i can...
The ink is running toward the page: 100 things I... →
1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaneously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable 2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are… so fucking good
Talking about the fucking annoying Boxxy chick on...
fallon. says: what the fuck IS she? Emma Elizabeth says: the other powerpuff girl Emma Elizabeth says: too much chemical X
Another night awake at 4:30 in the morning. Just...
Best Jersey Shore Moment Ever.