December 2010
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my mom just came over here
echolls-:
what the hell do you do in this computer
do you know what time it is
stop typing
i’m going to over there and look at what you’re doing
You know what I hate
Chocolate with that strong ass caramel in it that is so fucking chewy it just never dies and it gets all stuck up in your mouth and in your teeth and then some of it goes down your throat halfway and you have to swallow like a madman because you’re half choking on this bitch of a chocolate
To sum up 2010 in one image
ooh-voldy-voldy:
I will never understand why gay marriage is...
I just cannot wrap my mind around not allowing two people in love to get married. It doesn’t make sense. One, it’s their life, not yours. And I guess I can see the side of people who are pro-life and believe it’s immoral to abort fetuses because it involves choosing for another “person” (even though I’m completely pro-choice), but gay marriage. It’s not...
I swear if I see one more '2010 been a bit shit,...
alexdayandcharliemcdonnell:
rant over.
you do all realize I love you don’t you?
“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.”
– Paul McCartney (via dumbledoreisabamf)
and this is why people think the seal hunt is horrible. they can see what’s happening. it’s out in the open. as opposed to slaughter houses that kill millions of animals behind closed doors
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when you finally get a joke in a kids movie that...
the-shaman:
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If your band mates were hanging off a cliff and...
Tré: I'd jump off. No, I'd save Billie because he's the lightest, so he'd be the easiest to pull up.
Billie: Oh yeah? I'd say Mike because I've known him longer than you.
Tré: Thanks for that.
Mike: I'd step on both of your hands and take all the glory. Of course, afterwards, I'd tell everyone, "It was a real tough moment as I tried to save them both with the last of my strength..."
I have a huge lesbian crush on Ashley Palen.
paigeevictoria:
Back off, Karolina. I’ll fight you for her
oh damn bitches. imma have to fight both of you too
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
Cosmo is such a POS magazine. I could write their editorials.
(via kittyeisenberg)
WHOOSH HIS PENIS? I’m sorry, I cannot get over that turn of...
At 1 a.m...
yourlatestfashion:
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
That awkward moment when someone likes an old...
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
-fuckthisimgoingtohogwarts:
i c wut u did ther.
Timeline of waiting for my exam grades
At first:
After a couple of days:
After a week:
And now, finally:
okay.
The amazing moment when you and your best friend...
and you just look at each other like
mentalfiction:
kickasskid:
OH GOD. WHERE...
