Paige -after we were finished eating- : "Okay lets go. cmon katelyn."
Me: "No. No. I will vomit ice cream and onion rings ALL OVER YOU."
Cody's never had toutons before. Im so so ashamed.
‘Meh’ is not acceptable. ‘I agree, cody. You are right. TV is...– cody. he doesn’t like reading.
fallon. says: -talking about weird horoscope prediction thing-
being denied access to grandhchildren?
Emma Elizabeth says:
i didnt even know i had grandchildren
The fact that you can't lick your elbow is enough...
asunlessnight: (via readme-readmenot) Word.
how the fuck is my hair curly right now. i dont...
why must i work for 6 hours tomorow? ughhh.
We’re just afraid he could get the wrong idea you know? Its like, you wake up...– Matt talking about a male we shall not name. (via paigevictoria) WHY AM I RELATED TO THIS DUDE.
I have no doubt my brother would totally pull this...
mliaverage: Today, I got a letter in the mail. It said “you’ve been at college for too long so I’m going to come there and kidnap you”. I had no idea who it was from so I threw it away. Went I left my dorm room, I found my brother standing outside with rope and a roll of duct tape. I go to college 10 hours away from my hometown. Now, I’m sitting in the back seat, my feet tied and duct tape over...
I love yearbook
Mr hughes: "Is this the right file?"
Mr Hughes: "Are you sure?"
Mr. Hughes: "Positive?"
-clicks to see file is wrong-
Mr Hughes: "YOU LIAR. LIES!"
Me: "I WAS SO SURE"
Mr Hughes: "LIARRRR"
Me: "IM SO SORRY, I WAS POSITIVE"
Mr Hughes: "HOW LONG HAS THIS WEB OF LIES BEEN GOING ON, KATELYN?"
Mr Hughes: "Yeah we got a bit carried away there. But seriously, change your file"
well that ruined my fucking day
I just realized, I haven't seen a really good...
Like, i’ve seen some decent ones. But nothing that really compares to older movies. Movies lately are just cheap explosions for two hours, and barely any plotline. I miss the movies that seriously fucked with your mind and made you think about shit. Whatever happened to those?
12727.) Will you still need me, will you still...
blogsecret: I found out what love meant when I saw my recovering grandmother [heart bypass] with my grandfather. I have never been in love. And it’s okay. I’m only 15. Some of my friends -and a lot of people that I have heard of in school are making an ass out of themselves by stalking and harassing [via flirting] some random guy they had just -or have never- met. I’m happy I’m not like that. I...
ashleypalen: Paige and Katelyn. I got bored. I hope you enjoy this haha. I LOVE YOU.
FUCK. YOU. closing with alex on friday? that’s just great -____- but on the plus side im working with cody for 3 hours on sunday. that makes life not so bad.
My HIMaversary was yesterday. WHY DID I MISS THIS....
12617.) Your back feels nice ;DD
(via blogsecret) …why do I feel like I secretly wrote this?
When you hear this chorus, do you miss the way the...