January 2012
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What happens after April?
ageros:
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer because I don’t I really don’t
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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telling internet jokes to people who clearly aren’t from the internet is like playing 50/50 with the worst odds ever. sometimes they’ll think you’re fucking hilarious, but more often they look at you with such utter dismay and contempt in their eyes
Jan 26th
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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fuckyeahbabyvampires: mcfallon: im just really excited for the NHL all star weekend coming up my god YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED TO SEE ME !!!  I am I am! It all adds to the gloriousness of this weekend
Jan 26th
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im just really excited for the NHL all star weekend coming up my god
Jan 26th
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The Easy Drake Oven™
alcoholicgifts: johnwilkestooth: heyveronica: suburbantragic: “Your cookies will come out soft as hell.” Oh my fucking god. Yes.  YES. lying gently down on the floor omg
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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tsarcasm: what’s better than one hot guy? two hot guys and that’s why gay marriage should be legal. thank you.
Jan 25th
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WatchWatch
4eyedblonde: jessiphia: HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.  I could watch Stephen break character ALL DAY. watch out anderson cooper, stephen colbert is almost as cute as you at not being able to keep your shit together
Jan 25th
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yayayayay
smashleypalen: Everything is falling into place. I just paid off the rest of my tuition and Carleton now has my transcript. I’m so happy. AWWW YEAH. JOINING THE CARLETON CREW.
Jan 24th
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theclearlydope: How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
Jan 24th
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if i woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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orson-whales: in case anyone forgot the guy who runs this site takes mirror pictures of himself wearing kimonos 
Jan 24th
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wvnderbar: i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property 1690’s kid forever<3
Jan 24th
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alcoholicgifts: freefiona: http://robinmyneighbor.tumblr.com/ wha t is this lfkglfkhlgklh OH MY GOD
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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ohaiena: after a while staying awake feels like a challenge except no one is keeping track and the only person who ever loses is you
Jan 24th
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All content of tumblr will be blocked if you don't...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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"It would not be very adaptive to live in a...
Me: "I'm sorry, but fantasy world or not, there's no way kanye west would ever marry someone other than kanye west"
Naomi: "Woah...maybe... the author of this book is secretly kanye west"
Jan 24th
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i dont really understand cake boss and other such shows that make cakes more a feat of engineering rather than a food. i want my cake to be delicious as hell, not a demonstration of pyrotechnics by flamethrowers and rotary bits
Jan 23rd
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openlungs: Santorum: Pregnancy as a result of rape is “a gift” and victims “should make the best out of a bad situation” taleeroe: oldfilmsflicker: maiathebee: uss-awesome: Fucking WOW crying tears of blood I bet if he were raped and then forced to have a baby Junior style he’d sing a different song. Jesus fucking christ. 
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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People are saying it's too soon for Joe Paterno...
cognitivedissonance: afternoonsnoozebutton: mohandasgandhi: I’m done here.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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God supposedly told Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann,...
cognitivedissonance: And now they’ve all dropped out. This means Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul must be Satan’s draft picks. Shit.
Jan 23rd
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Best SOPA post ever
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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apriki: how awful is it when you follow someone you genuinely adore and they make a post about something bad that’s happened to them and you go to like it but you don’t know if you should because it’s a “oh my god i love you feel better please don’t be sad you rule” like not a “lmao your life is shit and i am taking pleasure in that” like but how will they know the difference
Jan 22nd
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