January 2012
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What happens after April?
ageros:
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kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
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I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button
because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts
and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer
because I don’t
I really don’t
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telling internet jokes to people who clearly aren’t from the internet is like playing 50/50 with the worst odds ever. sometimes they’ll think you’re fucking hilarious, but more often they look at you with such utter dismay and contempt in their eyes
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
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fuckyeahbabyvampires:
mcfallon:
im just really excited for the NHL all star weekend coming up my god
YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED TO SEE ME !!!
I am I am! It all adds to the gloriousness of this weekend
im just really excited for the NHL all star weekend coming up my god
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The Easy Drake Oven™
alcoholicgifts:
johnwilkestooth:
heyveronica:
suburbantragic:
“Your cookies will come out soft as hell.”
Oh my fucking god.
Yes. YES.
lying gently down on the floor omg
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tsarcasm:
what’s better than one hot guy?
two hot guys
and that’s why gay marriage should be legal. thank you.
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Watch4eyedblonde:
jessiphia:
HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
I could watch Stephen break character ALL DAY.
watch out anderson cooper, stephen colbert is almost as cute as you at not being able to keep your shit together
yayayayay
smashleypalen:
Everything is falling into place. I just paid off the rest of my tuition and Carleton now has my transcript.
I’m so happy.
AWWW YEAH. JOINING THE CARLETON CREW.
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theclearlydope:
How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
if i woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told...
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orson-whales:
in case anyone forgot the guy who runs this site takes mirror pictures of himself wearing kimonos
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wvnderbar:
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property
1690’s kid forever<3
alcoholicgifts:
freefiona:
http://robinmyneighbor.tumblr.com/
wha
t
is
this
lfkglfkhlgklh
OH
MY
GOD
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ohaiena:
after a while staying awake feels like a challenge except no one is keeping track and the only person who ever loses is you
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All content of tumblr will be blocked if you don't...
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"It would not be very adaptive to live in a...
Me: "I'm sorry, but fantasy world or not, there's no way kanye west would ever marry someone other than kanye west"
Naomi: "Woah...maybe... the author of this book is secretly kanye west"
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i dont really understand cake boss and other such shows that make cakes more a feat of engineering rather than a food. i want my cake to be delicious as hell, not a demonstration of pyrotechnics by flamethrowers and rotary bits
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openlungs:
Santorum: Pregnancy as a result of rape is “a gift” and victims “should make the best out of a bad situation”
taleeroe:
oldfilmsflicker:
maiathebee:
uss-awesome:
Fucking WOW
crying tears of blood
I bet if he were raped and then forced to have a baby Junior style he’d sing a different song.
Jesus fucking christ.
People are saying it's too soon for Joe Paterno...
cognitivedissonance:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
mohandasgandhi:
I’m done here.
God supposedly told Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann,...
cognitivedissonance:
And now they’ve all dropped out.
This means Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul must be Satan’s draft picks.
Shit.
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Best SOPA post ever
nasty-man:
apriki:
how awful is it when you follow someone you genuinely adore and they make a post about something bad that’s happened to them and you go to like it
but you don’t know if you should
because it’s a “oh my god i love you feel better please don’t be sad you rule” like
not a “lmao your life is shit and i am taking pleasure in that” like
but how will they know the difference