February 2012
“Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.”
– Ricky Gervais (via spenthisyearasaghost)
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Anonymous asked: how do you get your font small...
intramuro:
i whisper very softly to the keyboard
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ho0ker:
ho0ker:
this girl in my grade picniked a mirror picture of her that she took with a NINTENDO DS and wrote on it “Don’t care what your friends say cuz they don’t know me” i’ve been laughing for 77 years
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gerard-gay:
female fronted bands
dont comparamore them
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Kanye West facts
b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
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i think the entire criminal minds fandom just collectively died
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neopetbible:
ml3h29f:
If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
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stepharooni:
inwhichabbey:
interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
Yes, exactly! EXACTLY.
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Me at school: I'll work on this at home.
Me at home: I'll work on this at school.
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familyfriendlyblogger:
the new hit sequel to temple run
synagogue sprint
Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
xanderpants:
yeah i don’t buy CLR or kaboom or any of that shit because i don’t let the rooms in my house get to the state of that of a toilet in a jail cell
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